Cory Birdsong · 2016s

🎩 👴🏻 “Oh, we simply must have .theatre; a .theater is for the plebs and their silly superhero films.” 🍸 t.co/mlNQpTiLs…

Accidentally appropriate:

Today’s shirt / today’s car.

Hmm, looks like my wife is adding things to our shared calendar 👌 t.co/YXJhm1Ize…

Just posted a video @ Lafayette Dog Park at Youth Park t.co/diYZDal7A…

#sleepingdogs

Say hi to Maxwell. t.co/XEs82keHv…

Say hi to Maxwell.

Spotted: two nerdy-looking dudes walking in the hot-ass sun staring at their phones. #PokemonGO

How the fuck is this 7 years old? t.co/DtFEFnWFp…

(also it’s still super good)

She smells wonderful 😷 t.co/ibusXbJpv…

She smells wonderful 😷

Number of insanely detailed CGI Norman Reeduses created for Hideo Kojima: 2️⃣

#solarpower

…no. Sorry, weird dog identification app. t.co/rU6EjOTid…

I think @CarcassonneApp may cause my divorce. t.co/uEkARaKCP…

Last night Fiona curled up in a people chair.

Minecraft is a really bad Codenames clue.

Reddit is a great platform for communication t.co/4ku6UvXkp…