: just went down to the bar and gave everyone a fresh jar of mayonnaise. t.co/uTOgBBNT2…

: even in video games my dog won’t move out of the way so i can go to sleep …

: this is not a notification I get very often update: dog refused to go out in the snow and then …

: As far as game design goes, this really cuts to the core of the problem. Players inherently have a …

: Pay up front: “Come by on Saturday night to get a song from a cool dog!” F2P: “Here’s a popup banner …

: Pay up front: “Chat up the townsfolk to learn things about them and slowly become best pals with a …

: Animal Crossing: “Hey, welcome to your town! It’s chill. Walk around, talk to your animal friends, …

: (really, Mario Odyssey is just a lame Space Station Silicon Valley clone)

: This is a real N64 throwback! t.co/EaXGWFgqy…

: any occasion! t.co/dakDNrx4D…

: Friend’s kid as I play Yoshi’s Island: “Yoshi is working so hard to keep Baby Mario safe, and all he …

: i find this turn of events very satisfying t.co/hymTunwkc…

: this plant is definitely harvestable t.co/C4kfvslXq…

: DisneyXD viewer visits @Waypoint, searches for Pokemon, finds t.co/MOL3ZMWLr…

: 👶🏻"Down with the surveillance state!" t.co/b6qPKZtL2…

: TFW you learn some innocuous everyday expression is actually rooted in something historically …

: That top 5 games tweet milkshake ducked real fast, but here’s mine anyway: Dark Souls Drop7 …

: 😨 t.co/Dg9frdvxw…

: Pork pie from A Feast of Ice and Fire!

: Facebook got needy last night. t.co/w7RkSdyt2…

: Nico Prins' Topsoil is about using space efficiently to grow uniform patches of plants. This sounds …

: The Game Boy makes a fun appearance in Ars Technica’s comprehensive history of FireWire, the …

: how do you do, fellow kids t.co/0BNSqYVAG…

: This reality is like if the nostalgia-drunk Wonka figure in Ready Player One was also an uncaring …

: the people who will be deciding what games are successful on Steam: t.co/V8vnkMPPf…

: Taking this as confirmation of my feeling that BOTW actively does not want you to 100% it …

: “If you don’t get a good night’s sleep I’ll eat my butt hair!” …

: “our hotel’s beds are stuffed only with locally sourced human hair” …

: Fact: if you buy a used copy of a Switch launch title, it will have previously been in someone’s …

: We made a traditional Mardi Gras God-Emperor Cake.

: t.co/q7fYPpgZu…

: If you have to ask… t.co/HBLUJXlXI…

: I now know this is a photo of me losing at Scythe. t.co/8vHqPq0an…

: I now know this is a photo of me losing at Scythe.

: 🎩 👴🏻 “Oh, we simply must have .theatre; a .theater is for the plebs and their silly superhero …

: Accidentally appropriate: Today’s shirt / today’s car. (@FinjiCo) t.co/MxLuqE5u2…

: Hmm, looks like my wife is adding things to our shared calendar 👌 t.co/YXJhm1Ize…

: Just posted a video @ Lafayette Dog Park at Youth Park t.co/diYZDal7A…

: #sleepingdogs

: Say hi to Maxwell. t.co/XEs82keHv…

: Say hi to Maxwell.

: Spotted: two nerdy-looking dudes walking in the hot-ass sun staring at their phones. #PokemonGO

: How the fuck is this 7 years old? t.co/DtFEFnWFp… (also it’s still super good)

: She smells wonderful 😷 t.co/ibusXbJpv…

: She smells wonderful 😷

: Number of insanely detailed CGI Norman Reeduses created for Hideo Kojima: 2️⃣

: #solarpower t.co/7QfiEJZHj…

: #solarpower

: …no. Sorry, weird dog identification app. t.co/rU6EjOTid…

: I think @CarcassonneApp may cause my divorce. t.co/uEkARaKCP…

: Last night Fiona curled up in a people chair.

: Minecraft is a really bad Codenames clue.

: Reddit is a great platform for communication t.co/4ku6UvXkp…

: Christmas traveling is going well. t.co/x563qqdKD…

: Christmas traveling is going well.

: Bookmark my Mario Maker courses! t.co/vgXsaE7xb… #SuperMarioMaker t.co/OxjOO3WpI…

: t.co/Su3u9hG7D… #SuperMarioMaker t.co/bTFkRgqqv…

: Star Wars verdict: Good, but not great.

: hello I am a real dog not a nightmare @ Pet Smart t.co/7s5aOEIXr…

: My feedback for @thetalkshow grew into a rare blog post. t.co/nL5lcNkSP…

: An iPhone without a headphone jack The latest episode of The Talk Show had a lengthy discussion about the possibility of Apple ditching …

: Just posted a photo t.co/UnytvgEb3…

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: #sleepingdogs t.co/8clVUUtLU…

: #sleepingdogs

: I just remembered this series of photos. I think I may have to get them framed. …

: Playing one of @DanRyckert’s horrible nightmare levels for @ExtraLife4Kids! t.co/Crbltkxz1…

: Donate and make us play something! It could be a really bad and/or scary game! …

: We’re doing Extra Life early this year! On Halloween! Donate! t.co/wKLKfnp3N… Watch! …

: This weekend, I’ll be doing an early @ExtraLife4Kids! Donate and we’ll play a game of your choice. …

: .@JustinMcElroy what did you do to my phone? t.co/HBdimXqAG…

: I’ve just interrupted this bird’s lunch. t.co/VCzAy2b2i…

: I have made a Mario Maker level. It has Bowser. Save this image to your camera roll so you can play …

: First full Mario Maker level! Feel pretty good about it. t.co/RtXc0jQ7W…

: t.co/Ny3U34LuM…

: 👏 for @KyleOrl’s well-considered un-hyperbolic take on AppleTV-as-gaming-device: …

: this is what Don Draper does now t.co/RrkxfvbTO…

: #alphabear t.co/g386vxL5u… t.co/8NphGX7dC…

: The Witcher 3 is set in a fantasy world where the owner of every shop and restaurant will play …

: I hate these birds so very much. t.co/pVfdprfnm…

: #afternoonfortune t.co/6inXE8zdl… t.co/776EGa4xZ…

: The sentence “The extended edition of the third Hobbit movie has been rated R.” sums up all the ways …

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: buy this product to give your dog terrifying human teeth t.co/R5MBmnV8U…

: #alphabear t.co/eVfM8dbJU… t.co/iwVZ6G5Zm…

: Six years later, and I’m still getting new high scores. t.co/tkGDAmsHn…

: Fight! t.co/mF7yuToFf…

: Fight!

: Feeling this with almost every open-world game lately, except The Witcher 3. t.co/yASaLoMpW… …

: What is less appetizing: ground up crickets mixed with cookies, or liquified slim jims? …

: Roll a t.co/hhkHmnGW2…

: Her Story is an amazing thing. Started playing last night around 8:30 and several hours immediately …

: Of course, my first death in Dark Souls 2 was to the jumping controls.

: A great article about what makes the writing in The Witcher 3 so exceptional: t.co/TM2c5CnSE…

: I’m afraid of pigeons in The Witcher 3. t.co/0Rnaoe59g…

: Sunday, 11:03 a.m. Dads restlessly stalk the Macy’s entrance nearest the polo shirts. …

: I bet this person hasn’t even run a marathon and is just using these stickers to troll font …

: t.co/Hoen6ZDSs…

: Full slogan: “Shamelessly ripping off the Girl Scouts - just the right amount of wrong” …

: Double ghost! t.co/COAD9IRQC…

: “What’s Hot” t.co/gLUKE7Bku…

: Tommen Baratheon, king of eating cheese in his bedroom alone.

: Apparently we’ve got some real classy graffiti! @ Lafayette Science Museum …

: Apparently we’ve got some real classy graffiti!

: Dogs hate quadcopters. t.co/sd1ov9iIi…

: Every time I get excited for Star Wars, “I don’t like sand, it’s coarse and rough and irritating and …

: Sentences I have typed into a work IM today: “His backend looks totally normal”

: In Bloodborne, I got up close and personal with a giant pig. t.co/9FSijhaL6…

: Springtime fuzz removal! t.co/mAjUimo8B…

: Agricola! This time, my family didn’t starve. t.co/THkg1gWbP…

: Agricola! This time, my family didn’t starve.

: Free-to-play games train players to expect the worst. Free-to-play mechanics have an undeniably toxic effect on how people perceive video games. Here, …

: An overview of Humanity’s ongoing attempt to outsmart bears who want our granola bars

: Notes on watching "Aliens" for the first time again, with a bunch of kids I wish a cool dad had shown me Aliens when I was 11. I didn’t see it until my 20s, when its …

: Posted this link earlier, and I’ve spent the last 15 minutes staring at this bar as payback. …

: "I Used To Play Video Games But Now I Don't" When he did have time he always had to download updates on his PS3. Then the games required updates. …

: The Problem with Action Movies Today [embed]www.youtube.com/watch

: The God That Peter Molyneux Forgot Eurogamer interviewed the kid who won Curiosity. "Obviously I know what's happened, but it's like, …

: Place name band name bands, ranked: Boston Phoenix Chicago Kansas Asia Europe America Nazareth …

: I just backed Strike! RPG on @Kickstarter t.co/7dHuwOv2D…

: t.co/6OWLEM765…

: I had honestly forgotten about @secretly, but now I want to delete my account. Email success!

: Heather is playing a Japanese dating sim where all the characters are birds. t.co/PBvkscxW0…

: Passing the controller in GTA V with my little sister. “Why aren’t there any girl …

: Easy to eat! Not like those complicated candy bars. t.co/NPA2wDfyP…

: “ideal as an everyday treat” t.co/qSW6SXdzc…

: My #Homescreen: t.co/yWedSgfIU… This is a silly thing. t.co/2lHNfoUiI…

: Everything not saved will be lost Destiny is a better thinkpiece catalyst than video game.

: Cold Kiba is completely on board with this.

: “In fact, potatoes rate highest on what’s most important to Millennials.” …

: Mario has never looked more like a wizard. t.co/cX2zvM8rC…

: All Due Respect: Press F for Farce The developers of the latest Call of Duty games demonstrate how, when trying to be taken seriously, …

: Last day to download Spelunky for free on PS3/4/Vita! t.co/gshuyXZv9…

: Seducing The Grim Reaper The Sims embraces how inherently silly its attempts to systemize human emotions can be, and allows …

: Dog Eat Dog: A Tabletop RPG About Colonialism The Shut Up & Sit Down crew chronicle how powerfully game systems can illustrate the problems …

: #rarr! t.co/JADeoAWTd…

: Toothbrush cup?

: How Spelunky is both challenging and teaching you, from the very first bat: t.co/iiTBwtJXZ… …

: Spelunky has truly sublime enemy design.

: Trouble at the Koolaid Point Troll culture is poison. It takes amazing mental gymnastics for these people to see themselves as …

: There and back again: A history of The Lord of the Rings in video games Exploring the legal labyrinth that is the video game license(s) for Middle-earth makes for a …

: Kiba found something in the backyard.

: Stories we tell in quiet houses and alien invasions No surprise that the games with the best stories let them emerge naturally from their mechanics.

: .@kirkhamilton’s Destiny review is very well considered: t.co/63Wh2s1Fy…

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: Hey, check out this dog from Final Fantasy: Lightning Returns. t.co/hud77vdEt… …

: I got this @Photoshop error from trying to open a file while the color picker was open. …

: Dreams. t.co/YnqZTLvbG…

: I had forgotten how BREATHTAKING this document is t.co/jQgMUzVC8…

: The best thing I’ve read about that Comcast cancellation call: t.co/BbitaDEYv…

: The generic Android browser is the next Internet Explorer 6-esque web development nightmare.

: Gone Home is an amazing three hour video game, and it’s only $3! Get it. …

: Hey, look at that: The Best Video Game is on sale for $4 on Steam for the next 6 hours. …

: Today’s good Steam sales: XCOM: t.co/vC2hPYYMQ… Don’t Starve: t.co/l2c6iVocm… Far Cry …

: So very, very sad. t.co/mWKy00QHi…

: So very, very sad.

: How is it I’ve never seen this amazing video of Tom Hanks being contractually forced to host a Sony …

: Why Game Developers Keep Getting Laid Off I wonder how much of these incredibly people-hostile labor practices bleed into the quality of the …

: Guys. No Man’s Skyyyyyyyyy. t.co/leo2CgzqF…

: The moment when you realize your Drop7 game is almost certainly over. t.co/4ft0YQYOu…

: Fox News B-roll for talking about Google: A Google search for the word Google.

: For a game with almost no writing, Spelunky sure sums itself up perfectly at the end. …

: Christopher Nolan’s ’39 t.co/uTcneZ0Q2…

: How a mayor’s quest to unmask a foul-mouthed Twitter user blew up in his face In which the modern version of writing ‘the mayor sux’ on a bathroom wall monopolizes …

: t.co/ZCrxGsr91… is pretty great. t.co/uhkDPYnp7… only $34.99!

: Just posted a photo @ Festival International de Louisiane t.co/gPQHjigDW…

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: Nah. t.co/SO7bXQVFj…

: Just posted a photo @ Festival International de Louisiane t.co/fW3h4EXpk…

: “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey” is the most unintentionally appropriate subtitle ever subtitled.

: If you use an iPhone, you should read this blog post. t.co/1cUsTJIoK…

: Clever girl. t.co/RnF9TtHfI…

: Clever girl.

: Got my first Olmec kill on today’s PSN Spelunky Daily Challenge! t.co/s49X8b7kn…

: Amazing stop-motion video of coral. Make sure you turn it up to HD. t.co/L2sGazY3E…

: Cable news channels are serious institutions dedicated to informing and educating the American …

: Director to extras: “When the man talks to no one in particular, it’s important you pretend that’s …

: I think there’s something in our bed. t.co/hGAYMPjEF…

: I think there’s something in our bed.

: Are you a bad enough dude to shave the president? t.co/ZFh1wni5Y… (Fact: This is somehow …

: Twitter: do you know anyone who has a spare one of these and doesn’t need it? Note the wire. …

: …UUUCK. t.co/ae4khXJjj…

: t.co/mkDxcqXWB…

: I could not agree more with @kobunheat. t.co/oXvKaUaMG…

: I’ve found your new iPhone case. t.co/wzvVU4wer…

: Computer Chess is a weird good movie. t.co/Qu3JWh4ve…

: My best run in @ThreesGame so far. It’s a really great game. t.co/BO7eFYeoY… …

: Canada has an island in a lake on an island in a lake on an island. t.co/9ybfHDBeb…

: LinkedIn is a serious business tool. t.co/LvFLdx2E2…

: Why are you still using the crappy official Twitter app? Twitterrific is on sale for a dollar and …

: Amazing spam. t.co/zor24t3bn…

: “39 reviewers made a similar statement” t.co/lOyPva57s…

: If you have any dumb Steam trading cards in your inventory, you should sell them and buy Proteus …

: On the next level, a spitting snake took a more active role in angering the shopkeeper for me. …

: My first $100k Spelunky run. t.co/TXaeiSXGH…

: SING. t.co/wHIBZO22G…

: And you can ‘buy’ it from the iPhone app! RT @videogamedeals: Left 4 Dead 2 is free on …

: A lot of the Vita’s notifications amount to “HEY! HEY! I DID THAT BACKGROUND TASK I WAS …

: Tired. t.co/Mulu0eoZR…

: I’ve made a rather serious error. t.co/1I57ReSFS…

: You could do a whole, whole lot worse than this list: t.co/SfMrVsIa7…

: The Hobbit sequel may contain dramatic action-packed wheelbarrow-pushing.

: The Elf on a Shelf is a Christmas tradition for the NSA era.

: You should probably enter the Konami code at t.co/kMcqig1za…

: Guys, @PMBorisStoke won Crusader Kings II. t.co/l6PBvk7jL…

: Just posted a photo @ Lake Fausse State Park t.co/YInBoMpJU…

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: An Amazon customer’s review of the Casio B.O.S.S., dated Sept 9, 2013: t.co/xypoCeQsU… …

: It even exchanges data with a PC! t.co/wyr9xcXnN…

: I wish I had a wall of monitors I could run this on. t.co/8hwS74Ze6…

: “The Duck universe is a land of sentient humanoid ducks.” t.co/HFZmhPfcG…

: Optional objectives: t.co/z3TC9GdQz…

: “Listen, America - you aren’t watching TV enough. How about if we give you trophies for …

: This is a 3D-printed toothbrush that cleans your entire mouth at once and it is not scary at all. …

: Mario! This way to the pizza level! t.co/AI8vGFZxb…

: We’re 9 hours into Extra Life, and are now playing Far Cry 2! (cc @clicknothing) …

: Currently playing Frog Fractions for Extra Life! t.co/lXU3lvJlz… Donate! …

: Now playing @BlendoGames Thirty Flights of Loving for Extra Life! t.co/lXU3lvJlz… Donate! …

: Donate, and you can choose a game for us to play! t.co/cy21QD67K…

: We’re broadcasting for Extra Life! t.co/jvqY70fg7… Currently, Kerbal Space Program.

: I don’t care if you don’t even play video games! You should still get it! (That’s …

: If your computer can run it, you should go buy Gone Home while it’s on sale for $10 on Steam …

: This seems unlikely. t.co/HgbFKbhKg…

: Just posted a photo t.co/DEY183dXg…

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: More evidence that tipping is real, real dumb. t.co/Vw2495zv1…

: Historical perspective on government shutdowns and the modern GOP: t.co/JKvlcCVPC…

: (It’s worth $5 just to get Bastion’s soundtrack)

: FTL, Mark of the Ninja, Bastion, and Limbo are some of the best games of the last five years. $5. …

: You have 90 more minutes to buy this amazing Humble Bundle. t.co/dodW7czp4…

: The design of the modern ketchup bottle Key topics: - British colonists of east Asia, circa 1600 - coal tar - “injurious ingredients” - …

: H.J. Heinz seems like a pretty rad boss. Also, had a great grasp of non-Newtonian fluid dynamics? …

: Enjoy this Matt Taibbi takedown of that ridiculous objectivist Forbes blog post from early this …

: I blacked out, and next thing I knew, Billy the Bookcase was in the middle of my fucking living …

: “It would still give scientists an opportunity to pontificate, and we’re opposed to it.” …

: GTA V is looking pretty good! t.co/haZ6zQIGh…

: Verdict: they aren’t bullshitting when they say “praline” t.co/5KcySe0Vl…

: Grand Theft Auto's Bigfoot Hunters A bunch of people believe there’s a sasquatch in Grand Theft Auto. I hope someone actually …

: Note that t.co/PHg2bmcNV… is funny because it lays bare that for-profit journalism …

: The Ender’s Game trailers really just have the entire thing in there, don’t they?

: Left 4 Dead 2’s pretty weird these days. t.co/LTnaxtpKk…

: When creating the Wii U, Nintendo carefully studied the PlayStation 3 for inspiration. …

: OAuth of Fealty A pretty great sentence: "Facebook is like a kindergarten run by child molesters"

: Half-Life 3 – the game that doesn't exist Here is a pretty good article about the non-existence of Half-Life 3.

: Plague of game dev harassment erodes industry, spurs support groups Plague of game dev harassment erodes industry, spurs support groups

: What should you do this evening? You should play Gone Home. t.co/iqXIfJnIa…

: Mmmmmmkay. t.co/zhVOW8rMU…

: Sleepydog! t.co/dX4LLP2tW…

: #turnips t.co/QuxzNl1jR…

: Sleepydog!

: So, turns out, showing an input box where you want input is a good idea: t.co/sGJDLvih3…

: The cat was not interested in playing a game. t.co/qtz9n4Ki8…

: The cat was not interested in playing a game.

: Don’t be evil! t.co/ZhvXoHIAY…

: If you’ve seen Pacific Rim, this Guillermo del Toro interview is required listening. …

: Animal Crossing friends: scenic Goofton is open to visitors!

: #banana #iwata t.co/RTVnqbPN8…

: I bet Pikmin 3 has the most lovingly rendered and detailed video game fruits ever created. …

: ANIIMAL CROSSING SURPRISE PARTY?! #ACNL t.co/0YdB9Iznk…

: “I couldn’t find a QR code of Ian Malcolm.” - @PMBorisStoke

: A dog bed user review: “Q: How did the image on site compare to the actual product? A: The dog …

: Making Cents The economics of streaming music are pretty grim.

: Articles: Making Cents | Features | Pitchfork t.co/NWF1p7GBm… (via Instapaper)

: Shit. t.co/bp2TONBbg…

: Shit.

: So @RubixsQube and I just streamed Universe Sandbox, to see if we could stream things. It worked! …

: #sillydogface t.co/WqTwcYIYZ…

: #sillydogface

: Jeez, Nook. Why don’t you keep this pair of pants? Looks like you need ‘em more. #ACNL …

: This amazingly comprehensive iOS cookbook app is somehow free right now. t.co/KSLtJIhxp…

: Ottoman? No. Dog relaxation platform. t.co/oo2YAyl3h…

: Ottoman? No. Dog relaxation platform.

: Before his biting critique of consumerism, Kapp’n had a confession to make. #ACNL …

: #OccupyAnimalCrossing (Apparently, I’m going for a real Unabomber look.) #ACNL …

: So, this penguin is pretty weird. #ACNL t.co/3QnxXixep…

: K.K. Get Lucky: t.co/LGWcqvykF…

: If you played Candy Crush Saga, click and read the Skill Games vs. Money Games section: …

: The dystopian sci-fi future is here, and it’s in free-to-play video games. …

: I don’t know how @airmailer is only $2, but holy shit, it’s worth $2. …

: The next time you end up on Buzzfeed, remember this blog post: t.co/wF0WR2bd5…

: All the unpaid interns that would like to see this get kickstarted this can’t afford to back …

: Yeah, when you think about it, tipping is a pretty fucking terrible practice. t.co/OQlqSWWr2…

: Judge John @Hodgman reminded me that @StealthMountain is my favorite Twitter robot and that his …

: The next 23 hours are a great time to buy Crusader Kings II. t.co/XLSYb03Fb…

: If you haven’t watched Freaks and Geeks, you should, so you can read this amazing episode …

: An #ACNL animal finally acknowledges how gross the ‘shirt I just had on’ gift is #ACNL …

: Apparently, mounting a TV on a wall is a great way to make it look TINY. t.co/MUcgmJqG2…

: We’re safe as long as they don’t learn how to open doors. t.co/zpbYAXTzr…

: Not going to E3 didn’t stop @garretevans, @rubixsqube and I from going on @Nintendorks Radio …

: Not much going on here in Playstation Home. t.co/o8hHJFu5c…

: Ancient Roman Concrete Is About to Revolutionize Modern Architecture - Businessweek …

: Used games and ‘AAA’ games are incompatible? Good! - Destructoid t.co/UC7huyzJG… …

: This Summer’s Movies Have a PG-13 Problem | Criticwire t.co/jV03lxckP… (via Instapaper)

: Guys, am I supposed to take Twin Peaks seriously? Because I have no idea what the fuck.

: This is a real computer that is for sale at Best Buy. t.co/FqOKB5VKR…

: Heather made lemon cakes. Sansa will definitely need them later. t.co/gJ4v3cqPB…

: t.co/qwhcCJ4n1…

: The Walking Dead game for like FOUR DOLLARS. t.co/qiCDgk1Vh… It’s spectacular …

: #dog #dog #dogs t.co/0haEeFlmb…

: This is as technologically fascinating as it is creepy: t.co/1V6t5DB1o…

: Just posted a photo @ LGC Dog Park t.co/NG3w2kp8A…

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: #heavy t.co/x6coZ3x19…

: This is a pretty good summary of how I feel about modern-day Google. t.co/3ZYGMpyuP…

: Sony believes the difference between these two hood-wearing strap enthusiasts will be worth $400 to …

: I have discovered the single greatest “List of” Wikipedia page. t.co/XXiV1LbCi…

: Steven Soderbergh’s State Of Cinema Talk - t.co/ZgtolpgCZ… t.co/4FvXTOiRA… (via …

: This is some mid- to late-Paragon Level trolling. I approve. t.co/0iOb3tSmp…

: “I am sad. A tiger is on my head.” t.co/EcV3lu9zs…

: Excerpt from t.co/lF7XEnC54… t.co/egdWOYJ5y…

: Burning North : 124 Millimeters of Depth t.co/t9J1uEa3A… (via Instapaper)

: This is like if, when playing Civilization, you picked a technology that unresearched all your …

: They’re here to kill! t.co/Uuiiuk6Hk…

: “Yeah, I’m pretty comfy.” t.co/mHnRnp4Lw…

: I’m at Festival International De Louisiane w/ 30 others [pic]: t.co/YooLAzLtR…

: Booker DeWitt and the Case of the Young White Lady Feels: a Bioshock Infinite review | Super …

: Successful application of bacon lattice. t.co/toEI7fWS7…

: Bacon lattice. t.co/9wzvz1ySs…

: Why does BioShock Infinite need to be non-violent? - Destructoid t.co/5bDseSgwf… (via …

: Hey! Don’t read breaking news! It’s bad for you. t.co/hbNAspBWm…

: t.co/rF6793bwM…

: BEHOLD! THE OMNIBERRY. t.co/ZijS8p9vF…

: The Onion has the perfect response to the popular 90s Nostalgia List t.co/3v854oc5V…

: Color: Turkey Blue t.co/LLm5Rpr0L…

: You should already own all the games in this @BlendoGames Humble Bundle. t.co/qiCDgk1Vh…

: 99% Invisible - 76- The Modern Moloch t.co/tp3Q76uUb…

: The Strange Case of the Super Mario Bros. Movie - Grantland t.co/cPz8bh0AS… (via Instapaper)

: BALL t.co/w6RjzVgDp…

: Google as a utility: t.co/I30fZeDbh…

: I could listen to Neil DeGrasse Tyson talk all day. t.co/7HUmkQjyI… (via @Bullseye)

: You should probably read “And Then The Video Game Industry Woke Up” …

: Why duck penises are not a waste of your tax dollars Silly-sounding research matters.

: Why silly-sounding research matters and why duck penises are not a waste of your tax dollars: …

: I wish @alex_navarro hadn’t cut this awesome Rock Band retrospective short. …

: Meet the Man Who Sold His Fate to Investors at $1 a Share Apparently, people are corporations, my friend.

: Meet the Man Who Sold His Fate to Investors at $1 a Share | Wired Business | t.co/peqHFzgHb… …

: More @CAH! t.co/reRUm4fTb…

: In Bioshock Infinite, Elizabeth slowly wanders, amazed at Columbia, and your character follows, …

: .@CAH : t.co/3jQjes0cU…

: I think Little Inferno espouses the most profoundly depressing worldview I have ever seen in a video …

: After all this Hotline Miami, blood oranges are looking particularly gross. t.co/HvKl0lJgL…

: This is going to be one weird sequel to Poker Night at the Inventory. t.co/yRB7CJMr0…

: The worst thing about the @AppStore: t.co/zzX19v88W… “Games, Apple says, are not the …

: Pay what you want for Bastion, one of the best games of the last few years. DO IT. …

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: Holy shit. All-cheese grilled cheese. t.co/IhENlKYhQ…

: “Why does my leash keep getting shorter?!” t.co/aj7Aw9HBo…

: Lafayette friends: having a garage sale tomorrow! Feel free to drop by. Starts at 7am, because …

: If you’re going to miss Google Reader, I’ve had a good experience with Fever. …

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: Panda pandaing. t.co/6CFhumb8M…

: Kid at zoo: “It looks like a big stuffed animal!” This is the only reason pandas will …

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: Man, this guy Chad seems like a badass. t.co/S4oDa0Vhj…

: David Cage has traveled deep into the uncanny valley, and returned with this: t.co/s8ea659nh…

: Dog drivin' t.co/X0aGkHSci…

: Holy shit! @5tevenO got us the @siracusa toaster! Thanks and happy birthday, @5tevenO!

: Ni No Kuni. t.co/MZ3aVtU5J…

: Sure thing, fortune cookie. t.co/VxrTYZ1JC…

: Reviews of the most important thing about audio equipment: t.co/bgcaLE9zI… (via @jennatar)

: Holy shit, Civilization Revolution on iOS now has an asynchronous multiplayer add-on. Game is on …

: #dogs t.co/SMIkozfZT…

: The PlayStation 4 and the myth of “more.” t.co/0UTS2WbWS…

: Soy sauce boat! (@ Fuji Sushi House) [pic]: t.co/IG17672o

: This morning, you may be wondering why Russians have so many dash cams. It’s not to film …

: JS Joust is hard to photograph. t.co/eKWFwx3u

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: Sega: “Hey, which character should we put in our kart racing game? Yeah, definitely NOT the …

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: For toast. t.co/hSgvC4MN

: 6 Video Games Every Libertarian Should Play The writer missed the part where the world in most of these games would be a really unpleasant …

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: OCDog. t.co/RYamM9LA

: Patch Notes: The Sims (series) You should really read these patch notes for The Sims.

: Screen image simulated. t.co/mkjZO5di

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: Logbook excerpt, Chief of Security, anonymous Sitting Duck-class exploration spaceship Mission Log 005. Soon after arrival at the scan location, a slime teleported onto the lower red …

: Excellent article on the problem with The Big Bang Theory (the show, not the theory on the origin of …

: Observe the Fieldrunners 2 loading screen man. Tonight, and every subsequent night, he will invade …

: So I pretty much won Christmas @CAH. #nsfw t.co/gFETIcLR

: Facebook friends! Look on my timeline, and tell me if something bad will happen in 2013. …

: I sure hope @gutefabrik releases that beta before Christmas. t.co/TcOVLGH1

: Apparently, I am better at than @criscokid, @jamespauljordan and @brody at operating a plantation. …

: Attn. Lafayette nerds: Video Games Live tickets are now on sale. t.co/i9T4Ke0K

: Turntable.fm. Remember that? t.co/DEbMB3AB

: The asynchronous YOU DON’T KNOW JACK game from Facebook is now on iOS and it’s pretty …

: Actual Far Cry 3 missions: -Hunt ostriches with a sniper rifle. -Hunt escaped rabid dogs with a …

: The Hobbit starts three different times.

: FTL is $5 today only, straight from the developers, all platforms, DRM-free + Steam. You should …

: A typo has made me promise to create something called The Tomorrow Burger. I don’t know what …

: …Quaid… t.co/ycxJlvn3 …start the reactor…

: Excellent article on Google Reader’s quietly awesome social network, which was subsumed and …

: Why haven’t you backed SPORTSFRIENDS? Do you hate fun? t.co/T1MMX8v6

: Not sure I want to eat this kind of club sandwich. t.co/Bs4xMbqj

: Alan Sepinwall writes about the unlikely creation of 'Lost' In an excerpt from his book: As the show continued to be wildly popular in those early weeks, …

: The Kinect is at its best when you just use it to do dumb stuff instead of actually playing a game. …

: Spelunky (XBLA) is half price this week. You should buy it. It’s fantastic. t.co/n88XmS13

: A most concise spam. t.co/Jwd7iRdh

: New Chrome extension automatically searches crazy e-mail forwards and provides the relevant …

: The iPhone version of Ticket to Ride Europe is free today: t.co/AcnUGZWd

: So basically Burn After Reading was a documentary. t.co/IhpqdQgd

: Looks like someone… <sunglasses> needs to be quarantined. <YEAHHHHH> …

: Laundry + Ikea assembly + Return of the Jedi = Sunday. t.co/ngKmAa0s

: The subsections of the gameplay of Oregon Trail, according to Wikipedia: t.co/SJiFg81D

: Please, for your own good: play Frog Fractions to completion. t.co/8zcYTOVs

: Random carport bunny? t.co/kGKuGn6R

: .@LUSFiber is looking pretty good in this @OnTheMedia story: t.co/eceBBDqh

: The Xbox live stream app is polling people for their opinion on facts. t.co/ILrHqKlR

: POLITICAL TWEET #2: @dcpierson’s “Dear Young Conservative” t.co/Bk0Ez4bw

: POLITICAL TWEET #1: Do you like the Internet? You should probably vote Obama or Stein. t.co/a2Lw1TJg …

: Instant fail stealth section, combined with some really bad checkpointing? I’m not sure about you, …

: I love @hodapp’s commitment to the full title in this article, as well as his dedication to …

: Helpful tips. t.co/NsQc9wEw

: I have to find all the missing pages of Benjamin Franklin’s almanac. #YepItsaVideogame

: Winter is coming. t.co/eQcW74dX

: We just grilled a chicken mcnugget pizza. #whathavewedone t.co/fKOj0CFC

: In the year 2015, scientists will vaporize nuclear waste with laser beams. t.co/Ee93aetK

: We are at the beach or something but we can see this LCD screen and it is SUPER THRILLING …

: Companion @planetmoney (http://t.co/9ubIahO2) and @ThisAmerLife (http://t.co/awisOoMB) stories on …

: We should probably be playing @letterpressapp. You should download it using your Information Phone. …

: I just updated our Minecraft server to 1.4.2! Do you want the IP? Ask!

: Attempt two. t.co/bcXmXjJj

: This chart of Apple’s is pretty amazing. t.co/ukcK8kOK

: The candidates failed to address how they could let this happen. t.co/U7sOrbN6

: .@criscokid has discovered the defining photograph of 2012. t.co/ubfWJRjb (cc @BurtDurand)

: Seriously, XCOM is amazing. You should download the demo! Xbox: t.co/KAEgPhak Steam: t.co/9ZvaR8Md …

: Watch out for mind worms. t.co/GmgxzMJq

: If you’ve watched Indie Game: The Movie, this is a really good follow-up, so far: …

: Also, the left edge of that tweet pretty accurately sums up my mental state for today. t.co/08mdW5sS

: XCOM/Dishonored update: I have been so incredibly engrossed by XCOM that Dishonored has not left its …

: World’s creepiest Katamari. #artwalk t.co/MP71ozQe

: Those may not be the most representative samples, aliens. #xcom t.co/SXrfswyP

: 99% Invisible covers the net neutrality debate through the lens of waiting in line Also an excellent argument about the emerging telecom monopoly over the Internet. 99% Invisible • …

: Target has your Friday night FIGURED OUT. t.co/APd1goCC

: It is going to be a good Wednesday. t.co/BZaV6I9P

: Thanks, Wikipedia! t.co/diG8oyZa

: I don’t think I want to become a game tester. t.co/b47x91Ro

: Why Borderlands 2 is sort of a bad game, but that's okay! I think this sums up why I’ve never really finished one of these loot treadmill type games.

: Masterpiece: Yoshi's Island My favorite Mario game mostly involves him crying.

: Rock, Paper, Shotgun's captain's log from the depths of FTL Ftldiary | Rock, Paper, Shotgun: sit in the woods and make stuff. FTL is a really great game about …

: Bill Harris explores the actual musicians behind a fictional band's #1 hit So apparently, there was an Archie cartoon in the 60s, and they had a fictional band that released …

: A look back at click wheel iPod games I really liked Phase, and that was a damn good version of Peggle.

: Paper-themed app has skeuomorphic stains and crinkles. Great job, you’ve recreated the feeling …

: I got FTL Friday evening. t.co/E72MQU1A You should probably get FTL. t.co/fusu6PAB

: I may have gone a bit crazy. t.co/UQNOs3GG

: Twitter email said I should really check out what’s up on Twitter, and said these were some …

: The American Conservative writes about how the ultra-rich are so wealthy they don’t need to …

: It looks like I am beating @markzeo at this Rock Band Blitz score war. t.co/CxQu3ykn

: Apparently, crane games are literally gambling for children. t.co/NOynMRAf

: So @darkskyapp is even useful during hurricanes. t.co/uI9pv5ru

: Good @giantbomb story on the Walking Dead game’s writing: t.co/P8YlYCfU If you haven’t …

: Don’t worry, everyone. Tonight I’m going to finally beat “The Binding of …

: I am so sad this version of Guitar Hero 3 was never made. t.co/eZi2ftqB

: 10 years later, Wind Waker looks amazing. t.co/Yx0e21UE 5 years later, Twilight Princess looks kinda …

: Breaking news from @AP and @TheAdvertiser: t.co/81wIJZxo Headline suggestion: OLD PEOPLE …

: This is clearly a dog bag of holding. t.co/dGcUwUL2

: Free idea: Gritty reboot of Carmen Sandiego in the style of LA Noire.

: Zynga is working with Hasbro to make a board game version of Words with Friends. t.co/Q8q2Dbd8

: In Mountain Lion, you compose tweets on an index card, like the ones people used to tweet before we …

: Dot Gobbler! t.co/A34e0WM1 (via @idlethumbs)

: “Goin' back to college, Mom! Need these pizza scissors!” t.co/KTB7k8WD

: Cards Against Humanity: Hated by dogs! t.co/3dt6Ui7s

: They look pretty similar on this chart! t.co/UQrxRQoW

: My Target receipt is pretty much indistinguishable from a YouTube comment thread. t.co/bGclwNqH

: Today’s amazing stock photo: t.co/kFIdkhVD

: Okay, the entire (mostly not yet released) Walking Dead game season is only $15 on Steam today. …

: Lafayette: You have one week left to buy these. t.co/pwNz9icN

: GRRM is trolling everyone. t.co/ybSSWJUj

: If you have a Mac, you should probably be using Sparrow, which is on sale this weekend: …

: The pug on t.co/cUlhI2BN is the scariest thing I’ve ever seen.

: In which I lose any remaining tiny shred of goodwill toward Ron Paul: t.co/rA0SI0Du

: DayZ is a fucked up place. t.co/5W65fJUd

: Quantum nerd tweet: Trying to identify all these Westeros-in-Minecraft locations. Blanking on the …

: (PS3 game Journey, not Steve Perry Journey.)

: I am late to the party, but Journey is incredible.

: Cards Against Humanity. t.co/d0jEJDpV

: t.co/om1mKqZ8 #qwop

: For all your Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom-themed cookie needs. t.co/Y2opNZQN

: Google+ would be instantly worthwhile if the solution is forcing YouTube commenters to use their …

: Awesome iOS strategy game @HeroAcademy just added tutorials and stuff that make it easier to learn …

: Dog clothes are METAL. t.co/kyYgzQ2U

: Google already knows your favorite restaurants and sports teams. Now, please buy this weird robot …

: Things dogs eat, entry #2,875. t.co/GcvrF2Pb

: Finally! t.co/PWvOZ4xd

: The guys who made Plague, Inc probably have a real positive outlook on the future of humanity. …

: I like @rcjohnso’s take on 3D in movies. t.co/TJ3II55C

: Pork chops… in danger! t.co/M5z61pXr

: Hey, I was on another @Nintendorks Radio E3 show, and we talked about putting wheels on dogs, and …

: An iPad mystery in three parts: t.co/0MGtxvbR

: Welcome to America, Please Be On Time: What Guide Books Tell Foreign Visitors to the U.S. …

: Long exposure photos… in space. t.co/xmhns1Fd

: Apparently that Shell party video is fake. t.co/TtOTyMJL It was a bit too perfect.

: And now the @Humble Bundle has Braid AND Super Meat Boy AND all those other awesome games: …

: E3: When Internet excitedly watches 90 minute ads, states how bad it was via animated GIF, and …

: I was on @Nintendorks Radio earlier! t.co/VQkMQHvb

: Every single one of these games is amazing, and the price you pay will be worth it for …

: American money is poorly designed, but I had never really thought about all the different ways it is …

: I think they may be overselling the Steam release of Fieldrunners a bit. t.co/BQ2pHSie

: From the look of things, @panic just made my week.

: Hmm. @adbirdsong’s birthday is coming up. t.co/5pD48VZ1

: ‘WASH ME’ taken to its logical conclusion? t.co/JoqD6Hf2

: This post comparing Diablo 3’s ability system to its predecessor and WOW is a good read: …

: Science has concluded that Bigfoot is actually bears. t.co/f2BHvHdD

: I can’t believe this is comfortable. #fb t.co/MGm9cg3W

: Well that ending was pretty good. What are you bitching about, Internet? #masseffect3

: How the press is distorting the Breivik trial to make video games central to the narrative - …

: If you have an iPhone/Pad/Pod, you should buy this game while it’s on sale for ONE DOLLAR: …

: I never need to look for stock photos again. t.co/cPJr79Tg

: Your weekly Friday afternoon video of children covering Rammstein: t.co/BjE1OHiL

: I knew Canadian money was better than ours, but I had no idea how much better: t.co/5nsoPiNc

: Fixing the iMessage notification explosion Lots of talk today about the Messages beta for OS X, and how to deal with the swarm of notifications …

: Last night, Mass Effect 3’s side quests annoyed me so much that I wrote this dumb thing: …

: World War 3.0 t.co/j07NFttd (via Instapaper)

: Can’t believe this worked: t.co/zqAszVx1 I’m now going to retire, out of solidarity for …

: This is just how she sleeps. #fb t.co/PoVNJXa2

: The status of my USPS package is “Acceptance.” Glad it got through anger, bargaining, …

: BREAKING: Caterpillar terrorizes door lock, makes it hard to open. t.co/rcMP0whN

: Hello, blatant net neutrality violation: t.co/wdtBuSSN (via @KyleOrl)

: Space: It’s Big!™ t.co/2IAc8db4

: Wow, Flight Control Rocket is filthy. t.co/52xIlxl8 (via @BenKuchera)

: After an easy Draw Something, I like to put in something scary that pops up once the word is typed …

: Here are three things worth reading. t.co/DcRqwFFY

: Presented without comment. t.co/RxfQN4yy (via @ja2ke and @fullbright)

: In the Avengers trailer, Iron Man is like “I have a robot suit,” and Thor is like …

: Remember that crazy story about all the escaped exotic animals in Ohio? That, in extreme depth. …

: DJing on Turntable. Join in. t.co/DEbR8DBv ♫♪

: “The sexual harassment is part of a culture.” Well, this is off to a bad start. …

: Why Mass Effect is the Most Important Science Fiction Universe of Our Generation Caution: major spoilers for Mass Effect 1 and 2.

: Why Mass Effect is the Most Important Science Fiction Universe of Our Generation | Pop Bioethics …

: It’s @BurtDurand’s dream shirt! t.co/yTaM9flH

: Kickstarter and the New Creative Economy | Unwinnable t.co/HZ1qYjYr (via Instapaper)

: Why Piracy Is Indispensable For The Survival Of Our Culture t.co/oUz95Qs2

: These things are absolutely related. t.co/VhDKuLMX

: I never thought I’d hear @tmbg play Crazy Train.

: Apparently @CNET is a clingy ex. t.co/VKV3maS7 “Think about all the good times we had, like …

: You win or you die. It’s right there in the rules. t.co/zjrJ5Cwf

: The worst of both worlds Stephen Totilo, for Kotaku: I’ve heard from one reliable industry source that Microsoft intends to …

: Reaction to @stephentotilo and @kobunheat’s stories about the next Xbox’s potential …

: Hmm. According to Wikipedia, I eat brunch every day. t.co/BCAKl8qy

: Speaking of obsolete methods for distributing content… t.co/d3Qlk7FL

: Also, @jonathancoulton nails the actual conversation we need to have: “Where is the proof that …

: ((Apparently @metrotwit is not the generally good Windows-native Twitter app, but instead is just …

: (Previous tweet brought to you by @jonathancoulton and prematurely tweeted by @metrotwit.)

: “Make good stuff, then make it easy for people to buy it. There’s your anti-piracy …

: Are you playing Hero Academy for iOS? You should be. t.co/HGoxjHVD (my username: cbirdsong) …

: “The VCR is to the American film producer and public as the Boston strangler is to the woman …

: This video is very disorienting. t.co/VZlCsuzH

: I love when I come into work and find @Windows has restarted to install updates and totally …

: Yes, do it. RT @chrisgrant Click the lady. t.co/rUHLyCgS

: The future: I can think “I wonder if there is a list of all rotating restaurants” and …

: Fun fact: In Ye Olde Italy, “I got your nose” would be an incredibly inappropriate thing …

: Lego Snape sounds remarkably similar to Alan Rickman. #legoharrypottering

: I love the idea of Ask Me Anythings on reddit, but unfortunately, reading one involves using …

: Thanks, @KillScreenMag! t.co/fBjpH8Qc

: Check out what eBay people have decided my sealed copies of Windows 3.1 are worth: t.co/vQDBh8Rk …

: It’s super fun! Sorta Lumines-y. (RT @brandonnn iPhone/iPad people: RADBALLS is free until …

: What? @GoDaddy supports SOPA? Looks like that’s just the catalyst I need to transfer the rest …

: I jokingly put a sealed copy of Windows 3.1 on five 3.5" floppy disks on eBay, and a bidding …

: In the grim future of 2021, there are no logos, only lines t.co/pw4breBQ

: I will be in this #Turntablefm room for the next 57 minutes. Come listen and play. t.co/DEbR8DBv ♫♪

: About halfway through “A Feast for Crows.” If only it were titled “A Face-Punch …

: While walking dog, I saw an odd weed near a trash can and thought, “That looks out of place. I …

: Amazing/gross octopus video. t.co/5AO0fMbQ #fb

: The saddest! #coneofshame #fb t.co/B5cRBl6b

: Condo at the End of the World | The Verge t.co/d4BkP7op (via Instapaper) #fb

: Dangerous Minds | Lemony Snicket’s 13 observations about Occupy Wall Street t.co/W0WOkcR8 (via …

: Finally, @panic’s masterwork is visible on my iPhone. t.co/iuHIvcLB

: t.co/GpIWfeLT 

: Leaked video of Paul Rudd using Siri: t.co/BCDuExWq

: Latest episode of @ThisAmerLife is totally bananas - it just keeps going ever deeper, to another …

: Today shall now be known as Turntable Tuesday. #turntablefm t.co/NbJ1eHV

: I need confirmation that Luigi’s Mansion 3DS will have a “Maaaaariooooo?” button.

: Apparently, nothing empties a dog park like a Saints game.

: Card on my stoop. Mildly disconcerted. t.co/2RJw4lP

: Less than 5 hours left to pay what you want for the Humble Indie Bundle #3! FUN VIDEO GAMES. …

: When I say my birthday is Jan. 1, 1900, @Steam_Games should be like, “No fucking way! …

: I am so sad this is a fake product. tumblr.com/xtr3qo8jc…

: Girlfriend: “I am about to force my squirrels out of their house, so my badger can eat one of …

: What have I done? campl.us/cT3K

: DJing in the Covers One and Done room. Come hang out. Now playing Jonathan Coulton: Baby Got Back ♫♪ …

: Chain World Videogame Was Supposed to be a Religion—Not a Holy War | Wired Magazine j.mp/qBd7kY (via …

: In Harry Potter, when you get old, you just get a dorky haircut.

: This old-timey Coke ad on Spotify just apologized for interrupting my music playlist using an …

: DJing in the “Covers only!” room. Come hang out, play songs. Now playing The White …

: We have a major 80s jam thing going on this morning in Turntable.fm. ♫♪ #turntablefm t.co/uKXBlEl

: “When vampires go to the dentist, how do the doctors see their back teeth?” - @MBMBaM. …

: The Valve manifesto | Game development | Features by Develop j.mp/jNrTTD (via Instapaper)

: TIE Fighter: A Post 9/11 Parable < PopMatters j.mp/lktAfM (via Instapaper)

: DJing on Turntable.fm. Come. t.co/uKXBlEl ♫♪ #turntablefm

: Turntablin' t.co/uKXBlEl

: Hopping back on the turntable.fm train… t.co/uKXBlEl Feel free to join

: This turntable.fm thing is pretty snazzy. t.co/uKXBlEl

: Fact: Huey, Dewey, and Louie are the child of Donald Duck’s sister and a regular duck. …

: I’m just not sure who is at the grocery store and impulsively thinks, “I need to spend …

: Kill Screen - Pride and Its Dark Side j.mp/isfXrE (via Instapaper)

: The Problem With Releasing Duke Nukem Forever After All These Years… j.mp/mS4Bew (via …

: Review: Carcassonne j.mp/kJZtK2 (via Instapaper)

: Weirdly, triple-clicking a tweet in @Twitterrific for Mac favorites it. #TheMoreYouKnow

: The Unsung Secret of Great Games—and How Some Games Get It So Wrong - Kotaku j.mp/igX1sE …

: Last night, I was on a pod-cast. nintendorks.com/index.php #e3

: Mashup of John Lennon’s Imagine and Van Halen’s Jump: soundcloud.com/jackstanl…

: Kill Screen - Radical Dreamers j.mp/jnlqZA (via Instapaper)

: Kill Screen - The Game Design of Everyday Things: Buttons j.mp/ivyv2V (via Instapaper)

: ‘So, Here’s Something Pretentious!’ - Anecdotes and Thoughts from Erik …

: Overthinking Star Wars | The Economics of Death Star Planet Destruction | Overthinking It …

: The best four minutes of video you’ll see today. vhx.tv/29234

: Breaking news: iPhone autocorrect adds umlaut to Motörhead.

: Is Android bad for Google | brian s hall j.mp/e5jDr3 (via Instapaper)

: Kill Screen - Review: Torchlight j.mp/h4tKNb (via Instapaper)

: I’m not sure what Snape stuff is baked into them. campl.us/Uhv

: Hopefully the Wii HD is still backward-compatible with my Donkey Konga bongos.

: Max Payne 3: Still Bald. Sometimes. tumblr.com/xaf1xmf7w…

: Video: (via DANIELS - DOGBOARDING) tumblr.com/xaf1x8wdk…

: The Confusatory | The Audacity of Getting Paid j.mp/fI99au (via Instapaper)

: Every iOS Popcap game is $1 or $2 this weekend, and all proceeds go to help Japan. I am going to buy …

: Our new landlord has a Segway.

: They should make a sequel to Inception that involves Leo going back in time to incept Ken Watanabe …

: There’s literally an entire truckload of Girl Scout cookies in front of my office. …

: At Jason’s Deli. People dressed up as garden gnomes. Hoping it’s not Gnomeo and Juliet …

: Super-excellent iPhone/iPad movie trivia game MovieCat is free today: tinyurl.com/4v3z4a2 GET IT

: Exit Through the Gift Shop is equal parts thought-provoking and entertaining.

: This game is an amazing satire of games. www.kongregate.com/games/Arm…

: “Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic, especially when you …

: “I sit like a person.” campl.us/txw

: Surprisingly affecting black-and-white mspaint graphics super-short flash game: …

: A four-pack of 100MB Zip disks is only $45: bit.ly/d2ujVJ

: Sugarless Bubble Yum is EXTREME! #CheckOutThatFuckingDuck campl.us/qLa

: Blah, some new crap is posting on my social crap without asking. Apologies.

: I have remembered why last year, I just bought a giant box of gift bags. campl.us/nxy

: Only 1 day left for the Humble Indie Bundle. Pick your price for 11 indie PC/Mac games, some goes to …

: No, really, Camera+ 2 is a high quality product that is totally worth a dollar, despite that …

: Camera+ 2 is out for iPhone! @taptaptap is giving out custom TSA #GropeFree Edition iPads each day …

: How is “Banana” related to “Rock (Geology)”? www.threewiki.com/ZfS1Gg …

: Word Lens: Yet another sign that it’s the future. www.youtube.com/watch

: Today is Kiba’s 5th birthday. instagr.am/p/Q83s/

: Trainyard is frying my brain #Trainyard trainyard.ca/74AW

: Site I designed for Recycled Cycles (@235bike) is finally live: www.recycledcycleslafayette.com

: A lot of great iPhone games on sale for $1: bit.ly/ciZB8U - I recommend Peggle, Bookworm, Spider, …

: And Shibuya is free for the weekend! itunes.apple.com/us/app/sh…

: Ladies and gentlemen, Guitar Hero 6: www.youtube.com/watch

: Space ostriches! #reach

: Join my Team Crossword game: www.teamcrossword.com/Rjv1

: Starting Other M. This tutorial guy is a dick, but apparently Samus' biological clock is ticking. …

: #NewReleases Wii: NHL 2K11; WiiWare: And Yet It Moves; VC: UFOURIA: THE SAGA; DS: Harvest Moon: …

: Yeah… Mom’s awesome… Maybe we should call her.

: End result of Blizzard Authenticator: I pretty much just leave SC2 minimized all day.

: A lot of EA iPhone games on sale for one dollar: bit.ly/a75ZOJ

: Some loosely-connected thoughts on Wii Party and Mario Sports Mix: www.nintendorks.com/index.php #E3 …

: Hello, Louisiana. I did not miss your weather.

: Check out my angry face in this awesome @Nintendorks #E3 video for EA’s new NBA Jam. …

: My scattered Rock Band 3 thoughts: www.nintendorks.com/index.php Spoiler: I want to go play it right …

: Rock Band 3: Out of all of the things, it is the best. #e3

: I just saw Verne Troyer sitting in a futuristic-looking Rascal playing Madden 11.

: Pushed a new site live just before leaving for #E3. aycocklawindiana.com

: Rock Band 3: Keyboards! Harmonies! Guitar Hero 6: Turning into a pig monster when you lift up your …

: (Rock Band 3 video and songlist: bit.ly/aExovr) [Bohemian Rhapsody, Break on Through, The Power of …

: iOS 4, free for everyone – unless you have an original iPhone. Apparently, the exact same hardware …

: Carcassonne is out for iPhone! Challenge me: cbirdsong@gmail.com

: These cowboys sure do a lot of philosophizing about the nature of man and society.

: Lost ending was pleasant enough, but analysis is futile – the mythology is a house of cards due to …

: Finally pushed the site I’ve been working on live. www.davisproductsco.com

: Red Dead Redemption has amazing, fantastic bugs: j.mp/bqHm5o , j.mp/bSdQti (via @IdleThumbs)

: Rockstar Games: It’s 2010, and they’re still not letting you save anywhere.

: Official Harmonix survey: bit.ly/9bieKH “Do you want a full-band game of: Pink Floyd, Led …

: Playing Halo 1 for a freelance assignment. I miss grunt birthday party.

: Absolutely adoring Picross 3D, but I can’t help but wish it was on the iPhone. The best …

: Looks like Blizzard is giving me THE BEST birthday present EVER this year.

: Kate: The worst character.

: Attention: You can pre-order Starcraft 2 at Gamestop and get a beta code starting today.

: www.youtube.com/watch This is simultaneously hilarious and terrifying. (via @ja2ke)

: Kick-Ass: sort of schizophrenic.

: Tips on securing your mansion: Close upstairs windows. Cover any exposed pipes. Remove all …

: Welp, looks like it’s time to ignore the Internet until I catch up on Lost.

: bought two provinces in one turn.

: the free @digg app’s here for iphone! to celebrate they’re giving out a tricked #ipad …

: the free @digg app comes to your iphone! to celebrate they’re giving out 1 tricked #ipad …

: Yes, I am whoring out my Twitter for a chance at an iPad.

: 8-bit Dark Side of the Moon: rainwarrior.thenoos.net/music/moo…

: Mike: “Did you know a giraffe can kick a lion’s head clean off?”

: Giant piles of $20 Wii points cards on clearance for $13 at Lafayette Target.

: Gender select in Demon’s Souls is not a toggle but a slider bar. A progressive step forward in …

: Sweet, leaked Halo 4 concept art. (@DavidEllis)yfrog.com/1qyshj

: Beatles Rock Band fancy bundle for $100: bit.ly/c2NVWC

: Anti-health care reform Facebook group wishes to “stop the redistribution of health.” …

: twitpic.com/19uicf - 1,800 pound wild boar shot near Cut and Shoot, Texas. Look out, @RubixsQube. …

: List of things I am downloading currently: StarCraft 2 beta

: What’s more disgusting than food on a shelf for a year and molding? Food on a shelf for a year …

: I can’t wait to finish the fight in Rock Band 3. Such a cliffhanger ending!

: Valve is the best company. Steam for Macs, and “Mac and PC users will effectively share a …

: Woo, Rock Band Network is finally open! Goin' download me some “Even Rats” and Jonathan …

: Activision: “Man, we really fucked up that whole Guitar Hero thing.” <does exact …

: Steam redesign is pretty great. j.mp/aw6Bi1

: Bioshock 2 feels like officially licensed fan fiction.

: Bombs developed during WWII: a) Atomic bomb. b) Bomb full of bats strapped with incendiary grenades. …

: Some 80s video game box art was amazing. www.panic.com/blog/2010…

: I am glad video games have prepared me for these. twurl.cc/27aj

: Pervert cat came up to my front porch window, stared at me, and began licking its crotch.

: Spotted: Man walking down street wearing Saints flag like a cape.

: Well, looks like it’s time for people to again join a bunch of groups protesting tweaks to …

: EA’s Dante’s Inferno adaptation has “a boss that shoots evil babies from her …

: This is uniquely terrifying: tuesdayshorse.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/c…

: I just got a space hamster!

: The worst thing about the iPad is the name, since they can’t fix that in a software update.

: Best name for the tablet: A Young Lady’s Illustrated Primer (via @BenKuchera)

: There are fireworks outside my house, and people screaming down the street. Did something happen? …

: Next James Cameron movie looks great: www.youtube.com/watch

: I am not stripes. yfrog.com/33h1wqj

: EA’s NBA Jam reboot appears to have the “basketballs on fire” requirement covered …

: Just spelled AXON on Scrabble. Thanks, Op.

: Getting some solid advice from @RockBand regarding who to call when there is something strange in my …

: I ran 2161m before hitting a wall and tumbling to my death on my iPhone. www.canabalt.com

: Oh man Steam sale.

: The Animus 3.0 better have a goddamned rewind button.

: “What’s Laffy Taffy? Is that like bubble gum?” - Mike Kim

: Simon & Garfunkel are surprisingly fun in Rock Band.

: Bayonetta. Complete and utter nonsense. I feel noticeably disoriented after a 10 minute demo.

: Is it just me, or is that Liz Lemon getting hotter?

: Review of that new Scene It?! game. www.nintendorks.com/index.php Short version: It’s …

: The Internet sure is awesome: www.break.com/game-trai…

: Twitter is now on my Xbox. Twitter sure is useful when you can’t click on links.

: I reviewed Band Hero DS on @Nintendorks! bit.ly/15mNTG #GuitarHero #BandHero #TooMuchPlasticCrap

: Playing Band Hero DS for review. Preview: This is not a good product, nor was it a good idea for a …

: Was just force-fed chocolate-covered bacon.

: My 10-year-old cousin got a PS3 because it has “4 pixels better graphics” than the 360. …

: Also: “M rated games are the best!” and “Why are they making so many Call of …

: You can tell Neversoft didn’t make DJ Hero, because it’s a fun game.

: Free “I Love the 80s” album download: bit.ly/o3xV

: I am next to a Starbucks, and there is a Starbucks across the street. I never really believed Lewis …

: musichub.ign.com This feels waaaaaaay dirtier than McIGN.

: Well, looks like I join the ranks of the laid off next Wednesday. Would appreciate any info on job …

: I was on the Nintendorks Radio Programme recently. bit.ly/3eOkuP

: Things on this list I won’t miss: phone books, watches, conspiracy theories, Sarah Palin. …

: David Rakoff’s voice always tries to make me go to sleep.

: Crossing my fingers for iTunes X.

: I have reviewed The Beatles: Rock Band. Feels nice to be so timely. bit.ly/12229Q

: The Beatles: Rock Band. Great game, or the greatest game?

: Today at work: Charity Fish Fry. The beneficiary: The American Heart Association. Snake eating its …

: Thanks, Adobe Updater, for replacing that desktop shortcut I deleted. I launch @Adobe_Reader sans …

: Welp. Here we go again. www.wunderground.com/tropical/…

: My chair is now a taco. yfrog.com/0gy09dj

: Note: Following message totally whore-like.

: #winMBP @taptaptap is giving away a $5999 ColorWare STEALTH MacBook Pro to celebrate launching …

: Whore-itude concluded.

: Turtles in Time remake is as suspected: disappointingly boring and charmless. Guess I’ll save …

: Just saw Will Wright eating gelato on pirate alley.

: Drop7 for iPhone should probably be classified as a Schedule I controlled substance.

: It’s really impossible to look dignified while operating a riding lawn mower.

: Three beers: Roughly the point at which alcohol stops increasing Rock Band skill and begins …

: Mystery: What the tagline at the top of this poster means. bit.ly/xzAYB

: Far Cry 2 is so astonishingly abusive to the player. Want to move around? Nope, got the malaria! …

: Sadly, this TMNT remake looks soulless, charmless: gamevideos.1up.com/video/id/…

: Watching original Star Wars. Luke Skywalker to guy he just met: “I used to shoot animals for …

: If you don’t already have a plastic drum kit in your living room, Rock Band 2 bundles for $95: …

: Landed.

: Arriving at home momentarily. Trip officially over.

: Travis has posted the post-E3 podcast we recorded last night: bit.ly/NebXN

: Impressions of Wii Sports Resort: bit.ly/SiIGF

: The Beatles: Rock Band may be the pinnacle of human achievement.

: Ate In and Out. Those are some good burgers.

: Saw @Jordan_Morris at E3 playing some weird Japanese 2D fighting game.

: Waiting to see wii sports resort.

: Wii Sports Resort = surprisingly fun. Conduit = same.

: Biggest surprise thusfar: Split Second.

: Heading to airport, LA bound.

: Name for something: Johnny Longtorso. Now to figure out what…

: E3 press pass acquired!

: Heading downtown.

: Was hoping Ira Glass would namedrop @youngamerican on Colbert. No dice.

: Macbook status: mysteriously working again.

: I approve of this existing: grilledcheeseinvitational.com

: Mockingbird outside making some alarm clock noises.

: At dog park, there was a man with a tan sharpei. However, it remains the middle of April.

: I don’t appreciate M&M ads attempting to portray the green M&M as sexy.

: How would M&Ms even procreate? Do they have tiny choco-genitals under those thin candy shells?

: No one ever imagines a future where the cars look retarded: s.wsj.net/public/re…

: Co-worker: “What does BTW stand for?”

: I bought the @MacHeist 3 Bundle. 12 Top Mac apps worth $900+ for just $39 AND I just got Delicious …

: Note: I feel like such a shithead for the preceding tweet, but, free stuff.

: I have made @Nintendorks. It will have Nintendo things.

: (And not just by me.)

: Once you use the taskbar right-click menu to maximize a twhirl window, there appears to be no way to …

: Beds are an awesome invention.

: Adventureland, anyone?

: Going to play Don’t Stop Believing in Rock Band.

: April Fool’s Day sure is HILARIOUS on the INTERNET

: If I was going to start a band I’d call it Manatee Cheese

: You are going to buy a DSi: tinyurl.com/d3tzfx

: Don’t Stop Believing in Rock Band? Best GDC news ever.

: The last part of this sign is the best: www.mantisonthemountain.com/bits/caut…

: #mw2 Lava level.

: Remember when you used to not win things by looking under a Coke cap, instead of typing some …

: I like web sites that are extremely focused on doing one thing and doing it well. islostarepeat.com

: If you preorder GTA DS at Gamestop you get $10,000 and all of the weapons. Is it just me or does …

: It sounds like attempting to play RE5 would just make me with the controls weren’t so clunky.

: A Punic Wars MMO? Vin Diesel, you’re so crazy.

: Reading crazy futurist stuff: tinyurl.com/l3ql5 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tech…

: XBLA needs Crazy Taxi.

: astonished at how many people were laughing at Rorschach, he’s a crazy person!

: Watchmen at 8 on Johnston. be there!

: Downloaded the Delorean in burnout paradise. Pretty awesome, can hover.

: almost stole the bank suction tube vessel through a cunning plan of leaving it in my passenger seat …

: This is the way a world ends, not with a bang, but with a whimper: tinyurl.com/bs4so3

: eating olives with chopsticks.

: Why can’t all online games work as smoothly as Burnout paradise?

: currently consuming classy cookies

: Fun activity: put “Operation” in front of any roller coaster name tinyurl.com/brrhaw

: Batman appears to be staring intently at this window’s frame: tinyurl.com/dfw3yc

: Listening to some cool Woodstock …

: Home sick. There are cats humping outside my house.

: gamevideos.1up.com/video/id/…

: Oregon trail: mcsweeneys.net/links/mon…

: Co-workers discussing Nads (www.nads.com) unironically; Ineed new job.

: oh god now she’s telling me about taking her husband’s back hair off with nads

: Just realized there’s a massive white toothpaste stain in the middle of my shirt.

: At Barnes and Noble: Puzzle of the cover of the White Album.

: impressions of the halo wars demo seem largely positive

: things I am done with: news stories about a company patenting a concept with no proof of it actually …

: this is so fucking weird tinyurl.com/2ktexe

: had an 87 point carcassonne city

: Just finished listening to @GarnettLee, @jwhdavison, and @DavidEllis. Now listening to …

: Twitter needs a “shared followers” filter for when you look at other people’s …

: warning: tinyurl.com/cgk4rl

: slowly working way through HL2 episode 2 finally

: Excellent postmortem on Shadow of the Colossus by @nsuttner: tinyurl.com/d99jpp

: tinyurl.com/c2ftse

: tinyurl.com/5udkhs

: everything in this news report is retarded: tinyurl.com/c99e75

: Star Wars described by someone who hasn’t seen it: tinyurl.com/9ch3p6

: highly disenchanted with the RE5 demo

: i never thought i would want a 360/PS3 game to be downported to wii so badly.

: off to jury duty for real this time

: Dis-missed.

: Jury duty postponed due to bomb threat.

: looks like midway survives, for now: tinyurl.com/b6p3ay

: tinyurl.com/ctkkx7

: the greatest map in New York Times history: tinyurl.com/poopbutt (thanks, @youngamerican)

: oh lost, you’re so crazy

: This final 1up yours is amusing, and then sad.

: PSA: Xbox points are currently 30% off at circuit city

: when did the cheetos tiger become a psychopathic asshole

: Just played gravity bone: www.blendogames.com 20 minutes long. Recommend it.

: I think I’ll twitter some about twitter failing today.

: cannot stop playing flash demo of new puzzle quest: twurl.nl/oefj73

: playing minotaur china shop. tinyurl.com/6e4j4w

: you are a minotaur who owns a china shop and you have to not knock things over.

: wow this new puzzle quest is a lot deeper. tinyurl.com/7ccu83

: the mechanics are much improved, but it still feels like the AI is a horrible cheating bastard.

: has a sandwich turtle.

: sweet cover of katamari theme: tinyurl.com/9yzs4c

: (note: link is three years old.)

: if you have any circuit city gift cards or warranties it might be wise to cash in

: almost ran over a goose.

: just realized that flower, followup to flow, is flow-er

: had meche’s king cake. hardly cake, more like a slice of a giant glazed donut filled with …

: this cover of behind blue eyes makes me want to go play some rock band

: kinda bummed quake live has no mac client.

: skate 2 hall of meat = burnout crash mode with people instead of cars.

: i think birdhouse in your soul is the best song ever.

: wednesdays are always an embarassment of podcast riches.

: Just waited around at mcalisters for like an hour. Won’t be going back there for a while.

: premise for mario and luigi 3 sounds tom cruise crazy tinyurl.com/8froeg

: i guess if i’m designing a site about food i should avoid the color of poop

: Ninjatown review: tinyurl.com/7hgdkv

: Question of the moment: is @Will_Ferrell real?

: a real movie: www.imdb.com/title/tt1…

: it appears i have jury duty.

: xbox has been freezing a LOT lately…

: i call that a (music download) bargain / the best i’ve ever haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad …

: The arrival of internet shit built in to TVs is probably going to be seen as a milestone looking …

: why do fighting game controllers always have to have art vomited all over them? twurl.cc/bld

: well, there goes half the good gaming podcasts on the internet

: Somehow have five games from gamefly right now. Not going to complain.

: SEX ME

: oops, sorry. don’t know how that got in my feed.

: Bought a HUGE pack of Smashing Pumpkins b-sides for $5 on a whim and now iTunes wants 30¢ each to …

: saw a dude on a segway while walking the dog. they look just as silly in real life.

: tinyurl.com/8nrwpt

: Astonished at how much fun Banjo Nuts and Bolts is. If it was a lego game everyone would be all over …

: flickr.com/photos/wi…

: you just can’t make this stuff up: tinyurl.com/8bthvx

: Why are there only two people logged in on my buddy list, both on phones?

: listening to a reggae-themed led zeppelin cover band with an elvis impersonator singer playing a …

: Great article about, well, a lot of things, all involving game design choice and intent: …

: Finding it extremely difficult to concentrate on work today.

: Agreeing: tinyurl.com/9nvrqc

: Why didn’t anyone tell me this existed: tinyurl.com/5ddy7o

: Sweet deal: snurl.com/91k0n

: [nerd alert] why are the two barbershops in outland both in netherstorm?

: tinyurl.com/3vqxcn

: i like when i click something on the forum, and it’s neat, and by the time i’m done …

: dinosaurs, sharks and explosions: tinyurl.com/6nfv5v

: www.littlestuffedbull.com/images/co…

: I quit ticket to ride. 135-12.

: Wii fit in stock at Amazon snurl.com/8gwhh

: Am really disappointed the art style on this game doesn’t match the box art: …

: Thanks, Toys R Us. picsorban.com/upload/ca…

: Making pizza.

: Whoa: mdn.mainichi.jp/mdnnews/n… Science!

: i34.tinypic.com/6td5dj.jp…

: I’m going to finally finish beyond good and evil.

: Walking in the falling snow = pleasant. Walking in the falling ice cold rain = not so much.

: #npd The PS3 is, i think, out of the race for second.

: When I launch more than one app at once I try to synchronize their bouncing

: google street view is up for lafayette

: the Google street view van was very confused by the UPA parking lot.

: I am for once timely with news on Wii stuff tinyurl.com/6m75bs

: re, left 4 dead: tinyurl.com/6dv98k

: live puppy television: tinyurl.com/5ujhmx

: This has gone from “ha ha” to “way too much attention over items of actual …

: i adore this image: store.theonion.com/images/ge…

: done with mirror’s edge. controls aren’t smooth enough for what it seems to want you to …

: a standalone live client for windows! …without friends lists, achievement browsing or …

: a special kind of madness: www.secrettechnology.com/madethis/…

: I hate how the arcade joysticks people put out alongside fighting games always have dumb fighting …

: Ebert, again, knows what’s up: tinyurl.com/569vrd

: Trip report: figaro’s pizza - Good but nothing remarkable.

: Man biting off sheep testicles on television.

: HTML on craigslist is so limited

: people on radio: “<proposed solution to problem> Wall Street <inquisitive …

: Wow, Spore for $20 on amazon tomorrow

: Gmail Themes trip report: totally unexciting.

: why am i able to convert to and from microsoft spacebucks in my head?

: looks like it’s TMBG friday again

: Yes we could. Yes we did.

: it didn’t really hit me until I scrolled down this page: tinyurl.com/88ten

: a vote for john mccain is a vote for mole men. can you prove john mccain isn’t a mole man?

: FUCK. Seeqpod really needs a confirm dialog after you hit delete for a playlist

: Though Obama is in favor of universal health care, it’s clear he wants to keep everyone else …

: LOOK HOW MUCH HE IS ENJOYING THEM: tinyurl.com/59jdmp

: ALSO, tacos. tinyurl.com/6ap3gy

: can nate silver save america’s health care system? tinyurl.com/5mcoa4

: Stepped in dog shit at some point. Pleasant morning.

: Fable 2: I walked by a group of children and gave a thumbs up. They all thought I was awesome! I had …

: Summing up the presidential race: echelon.mirror.waffleimages.com/files/a0/…

: Just realized how badly “Dr. Worm” needs to be in Rock Band

: Hi, my name is Peter! I have so many ultra fucking super powers that I forget I have & never …

: Samba de amigo sorta-review: tinyurl.com/4r9q5u

: apple makes me want to spend so much money

: eBay has informed me that I am now a Yellow Star and I can print out this certificate and display it …

: Incredibly great marketing: www.youtube.com/experienc…

: Gmail spam filter better not cost me this job.

: when a character describes his Mexico-storyline last season as “moved through him, like the …

: Nerd rage about Mega Man 9: tinyurl.com/4f3sl2

: Excerpt from oil field papers from 1969: "Otis no go nipple"

: New job has a “dehydration level by urine color” chart in the bathroom. My pee says …

: The ipod classic is being slowly abandoned.

: happy 9th birthday dreamcast.

: If they make a sci-fi Call of Duty game they should call it “Beyond the Call of Duty.” …

: Chrome: It’s kinda okay, I guess.

: Wow: www.43folders.com/2008/08/2…

: “We’ve shipped: Too Human” Soon i’ll see how good or bad it really is.

: Download Braid on Xbox Live Arcade.

: you know what’s awful? mallard filmore.

: Hellboy 2: The Golden Army = Totally and completely awesome.

: At the beach.

: enjoy the phrase “my computer burned down”

: Band name: The Lisa Frank Explosion.

: Decided to write an 80s metal song: Encrust My Heart (With Your Love Crumbs)

: Thanks, Amazon: i26.tinypic.com/15p1f5v.p…

: going to be a long afternoon, i think.

: PSN’s pay for demos gimmick seems backwards: tinyurl.com/57wqzc

: Hate the xbox customer support voice. “I’m so extreme and stuff, while i ask for your …

: Red ring #2. Sadface.

: The Obama campaign from a tech industry perspective: tinyurl.com/3lnken

: Sold my Wii Fit preorder for $140. I can wait a bit to get Wii Fit.

: fascinating. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agle…

: tinyurl.com/6ds63g

: The best thing about the office is Kevin

: Blood Elves spend way too much time making sure every flowerpot or bookshelf is floating in the air, …

: John Locke on the Internet. tinyurl.com/5akjrn

: Indefinite detention and mistreatment: Not just for brown people anymore …

: We have such shiny new lines in the parking lot.

: This is the worst video game review imaginable. I recommend reading it. tinyurl.com/5c7f4t

: Phrases to describe Mario Kart Wii: “Exactly what you’re expect it to be.” …

: I cooked the burgers too long, and burnt some toast.

: Because carding people works so well to prevent underage drinking. tinyurl.com/3z2bb3

: hate: Flash.

: Doom 4 announced; does anyone care?

: Oh, dishwasher. I never knew how much I’d miss you.

: Wrote a complicated post about Quicksilver rather than doing work.

: Really don’t want to be at work any more.

: It is an easy choice. tinyurl.com/6b5utf

: REVIEW: Coke Zero. 1/5. Tastes exactly like Diet Coke.

: Fixing idiots in online gaming. tinyurl.com/3d54oe

: reading about playing Captain McGrandpa: Memory of the Forgotten. tinyurl.com/2n5lzq

: don’t really get twitter, i don’t think.

: Sneezing.

: really wishes he didn’t have to redo large portions of a site because of IE6.

: reading an awesome interview about the state of XBLA: tinyurl.com/2fummk